slimetony:

slimetony:

c8h10n4o2hoe:

slimetony:

My body is a vacuum cleaner

Please explain I’m losing my mind wondering what this could possibly mean

Would having a deeper understanding of every mundane thing you come across really improve your life in any way. Is it so hard to just take things at face value and accept that there aren’t any mysteries in the world worth the mental and emotional energy it would take to solve them. Does information have any value at all

You can mind your own business and its completley free

methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

roselove:

this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

unfuckthereallife:

versatilememes:

switchmemes:

versatilememes:

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

how to delete other people’s posts

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

your teacher voice is your top voice

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

hallucin8:

how much for a gram of attention

theorydictatespractice:

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed